Live Action Left 4 Dead or Sad Porno

Okay, so I’m browsing the inter-web today on my day off looking for video game news, when I happened across Left4Head. That’s right people; Not Left4Dead the acclaimed game from Valve, but Left4Head a pornographic parody of the well crafted zombie game.

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In episode one, we are introduced to the female heroine, Zooey or “Blowie” in search of her comrades, all the while being hunted by special infected zombies “The Poker” and “The Groper” (The Hunter and The Smoker) trying to feed their insatiable sexual hunger.

You’re probably thinking, “parody-porn” awesome, you would only be half wrong (surprising, I know). It starts out pretty strong, it seemed like a pretty cool fanboy movie, then the weirdness starts. As our heroine enters a seemingly abandon house, she is confronted by two common infected zombies and quickly disposes of them, only to be accosted by the powerful Groper and his extend-O-penis, it’s awkward yet strangely erotic after so strange as hell fondling, Blowie fends off the Groper, leaving him limp and beat down. Unfortunately buxom beauty meets her end when the Poker pounces on his prey.
This is where things go from weird to just sad.

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I’m assuming that the scene was supposed to go something like this: Blowie walks down the hall, when the Groper sneaks up behind her and forces her to go down on him, in the process undressing her.

Now, the way it actually happens is like this: Blowie walks down the hall like a dumbass, and the Groper drunkenly stumbles up behind her. She then walks him into another room taking charge as if it’s his first time. Then while “choking” her, he starts undressing her (which basically means he unbuttoned her pants and she did everything else) he then straddles her and for like the next 9 minutes you get to see the worst looking blowjob ever filmed. It was so bad I don’t even really want to explain it lets just say Blowie seemed way to earger, and how does every porno end…MONEY SHOT.

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All in all it was kinda entertaining, like 2 girls 1 cup, and the filmmakers have sequels coming up featuring the special infected Boomer AKA “Splooger” and Louis only amped up XXX style, the producers have said “it’s a must see for fans of interracial sex and fans of the game.”

Two Thumbs up for Erotic Horror Pornography.

p.s. pretty much all the links to the video have been disabled so if you feel this is a must see, just message me… sharing is caring.